The folks over at FailBook.com were given this nice submission that speaks volumes to me. Seems Wizards have what it takes to defeat the Sparkly Vampires of Doom in popularity.
Bowser: “Hah hah hah! I have captured you yet again Princess Peach. I’m going to place you in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. But first…I shall build 8 castles and hire 8 look-alikes to prevent that blasted plumber wont find me! Brilliant!” Scope this video by CollegeHumor.com to see what other mistakes Bowser has made over the years.
I don’t get it. I’m on an epic quest to save the world, and you’re whining that I steal your medicine and clothes, break all of your homely possessions, kidnap your grandmother, and generally terrorize your lives? Geez..way to be selfish.
I don’t even want to know how many geeks have fallen prey to this alluring cosplay photo. Something tells me though that she would not be impressed with how many achievements you’ve unlocked on your XBox Live account.